13/5/09... Latest sighting: Aviva moored in Antibes!
The Aviva was built in 2004 by a team of naughty orphans in squalid conditions in the third world. It has a hull, some windows, two toilets and a round thing on top which no one knows what it's for but everyone else's yacht has one. The above image was taken during a toilet flush, hence the ejection spray coming from the starboard side of the hull. It costs over £70 to fill up the tank, thus it will be stuck in Antibes until the crew can have a whip-round.
Full specs:
Engine Size: 1900cc
Length: 1/2 mile
Colour: Grise
On board vessels: 1 motor boat, 1 submarine and some pooh sticks
Accommodation: 93 bedrooms, 3 kitchens, a dungeon, bingo hall, bouncy castle, 1 bathroom and an outside lavvy.
Number of chefs: 2 million
Top speed: mach 4 at 33,000ft
The Avila exercises a strict shoes-off policy upon boarding
Above is a close-up of Avila's stern. You can see an inflatable dinghy which is used by the ship's crew when they repaint the red stripe around the hull. This has to be done thirteen times a day because they use water based paint. In this image you can also see holes on either side of the door. They are turnip dispensers.
This is where they put all the stuff that they don't know what it is. It includes technical things they don't know how to use like radars, vacuum cleaners and the laminating machine.
